Contest!
A Winner has Arisen from the Ashes!
That's right, a winner has been chosen. I used a very scientific process, using the "Why burning?" menu option of Burning Monkey Solitaire 2. To explain a bit: in the game, there are four monkeys, one almost on each corner of the screen. You hit "Why Burning?" (or command-W) and a lit arrow flies across the screen, potentially striking one of the monkeys. If a monkey gets hit, he hollers humerously. I assigned one contestant to each monkey and whoever got hit was disqualified and a new person was assigned to his or her monkey. After visciously burning the people who entered my contest, only one remained, and that one, the winner, the reciever of a jar of peanut butter is...Melissa from Singapore!